Twenty bucks

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Two buddies, Doug and Creepy Dan, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Doug throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"

Creepy Dan says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your shirtpocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Doug stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.

"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Doug says, "Now wainaminit, I can esplain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... He had one too many and he juss koudint hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill! "

His wife looks in his shirt pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."

"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
 
At first, I thought this thread was going to be about the move... Twenty Bucks.

It's a good movie... it's a comedy about how a $20 bill gets passed along from people to people and how their lives go through ups & downs as that $20 gets passed along. :)
 
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