Peachy Lady
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there
the Doctor asked for a sperm count. He gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well,
doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied,"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still
couldn't get the jar open."
the Doctor asked for a sperm count. He gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well,
doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied,"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still
couldn't get the jar open."
...I thought the ladies couldn't make him______!... 
....Good One PeachyLady... 
That was the funniest one I ever seen.. won't open the jar lid? *hit myself on the head*
