KingDragon
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Top 5 reasons being AMERICAN
You can have a woman president without electing her
You can be a crook and still be president
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
If you can breathe you can get a gun or sue God
You can still think you're the greatest nation on earth.
Top 5 reasons being CANADIAN
It beats being an American
You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
Own-an-Eskimo scheme
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
Top 5 reasons being ENGLISH
Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
Warm beer
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
Top 5 reasons being IRISH
Guinness
Love for green color
18 children because you can't use contraceptives
Kill people you don't agree with
More Guinness
Top 5 reasons being FRENCH
When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
Top 5 reasons being GERMAN
Allied countries are boring
Privilege to drive a pleasure car for long trip to other country, a tank
Nazi is as cool as KKK and SkinHead
Can shave your mustache any way you like
All you can drink beer and drive BMW, Mercedes and Porsche
Top 5 reasons being ITALIAN
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
No need to worry about tax returns
Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.
Political stability and country run by Sicilian murderers
Live near the Pope.
Top 5 reasons being SPANISH
Christopher Columbus was Spanish before the discovery of America
You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc and the rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
Only sure way of attracting a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
Gibraltar
Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
Top 5 reasons being RUSSIAN
Vodka
Love for red color
More nuclear warheads than human heads
Have more land than any other country and thus more places for hiding
Much more Vodka.
Top 5 reasons being INDIAN
Know authentic curry chicken receipt
Make and wear your own clothes any way your like and nobody will laugh at you
Associated with many world hunger organizations
Never get Mad Cow disease
The poorest country having nuclear power
Top 5 reasons being AUSTRALIAN
Outback
Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket
Like to wear tuxedo and tall hat to referee a football game
Bondi Beach
Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
Top 5 reasons being CHINESE
There are so many of them
You can eat your pets or choose among snakes, guts or monkey brains
Spittoon is cool; picking your nose any where or time you want is cool too
Mahjong
People think you know Kung Fu even when you do not.
Top 5 reasons being JAPANESE
A great place for fish and Karate chop
Have the fastest trains to take you the smallest distances
Know how to clone stuffs better and dump them fast and cheap
All other Asians get mistaken for you
Only country successfully invaded Hawaii twice: first time with warplanes, next with money.
Top 5 reasons being KOREAN
Taekwondo
Love being called Kim
After a big bowl of Kimchee, a street full of teargas is nothing
Love for M*A*S*H
The only country that cares enough to be your enemy is feeding bark to its troops.
You can have a woman president without electing her
You can be a crook and still be president
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
If you can breathe you can get a gun or sue God
You can still think you're the greatest nation on earth.
Top 5 reasons being CANADIAN
It beats being an American
You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
Own-an-Eskimo scheme
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
Top 5 reasons being ENGLISH
Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
Warm beer
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
Top 5 reasons being IRISH
Guinness
Love for green color
18 children because you can't use contraceptives
Kill people you don't agree with
More Guinness
Top 5 reasons being FRENCH
When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
Top 5 reasons being GERMAN
Allied countries are boring
Privilege to drive a pleasure car for long trip to other country, a tank
Nazi is as cool as KKK and SkinHead
Can shave your mustache any way you like
All you can drink beer and drive BMW, Mercedes and Porsche
Top 5 reasons being ITALIAN
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
No need to worry about tax returns
Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.
Political stability and country run by Sicilian murderers
Live near the Pope.
Top 5 reasons being SPANISH
Christopher Columbus was Spanish before the discovery of America
You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc and the rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
Only sure way of attracting a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
Gibraltar
Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
Top 5 reasons being RUSSIAN
Vodka
Love for red color
More nuclear warheads than human heads
Have more land than any other country and thus more places for hiding
Much more Vodka.
Top 5 reasons being INDIAN
Know authentic curry chicken receipt
Make and wear your own clothes any way your like and nobody will laugh at you
Associated with many world hunger organizations
Never get Mad Cow disease
The poorest country having nuclear power
Top 5 reasons being AUSTRALIAN
Outback
Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket
Like to wear tuxedo and tall hat to referee a football game
Bondi Beach
Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
Top 5 reasons being CHINESE
There are so many of them
You can eat your pets or choose among snakes, guts or monkey brains
Spittoon is cool; picking your nose any where or time you want is cool too
Mahjong
People think you know Kung Fu even when you do not.
Top 5 reasons being JAPANESE
A great place for fish and Karate chop
Have the fastest trains to take you the smallest distances
Know how to clone stuffs better and dump them fast and cheap
All other Asians get mistaken for you
Only country successfully invaded Hawaii twice: first time with warplanes, next with money.
Top 5 reasons being KOREAN
Taekwondo
Love being called Kim
After a big bowl of Kimchee, a street full of teargas is nothing
Love for M*A*S*H
The only country that cares enough to be your enemy is feeding bark to its troops.
Cute versions.