This Ejector Bed Keeps You From Sleeping In

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If you've moved out of your parents' house, you might have noticed there's no one around to physically pull you out of bed anymore. Some people (like my college roommate) need more than an alarm clock or a roommate yelling in their face to get up in the morning (or mid-afternoon).

For the more horizontally-inclined, YouTuber Colin Furze has invented the jump-start they need to get going. It's called the "High Voltage Ejector Bed," and it throws you out of bed.

Furze told Mashable that the machine only took about two weeks to create. It worked on the first try, but a perfectionist's work is never done, so he might add some improvements to help with the rest of the morning process, like getting dressed and fed.

Sleepers in this bed will be awakened by the bed rudely dumping them on the floor. The frame pushes away from the wall with two pistons powered by air compressors. For added effect, there are lights and loud trumpet noises. There is no "snooze" option.

"Anyone who could still stay asleep when this goes off is not human," Furze said.

Deep sleepers interested in this alarm probably won't be able to buy it—because it's likely very dangerous—but you can still watch the making-of process.

*Watch the Video*....:laugh2:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/66795/ejector-bed-keeps-you-sleeping
 
I have a bed ejector my 17 lbs. dog ! He wake me up to go out . :giggle:

That thing looks dangerous , if the bed was facing an open widow you could flying out it. :eek3:
 
For the young people who are heavy sleepers....feel it's a darn good idea!...But for older people?....:giggle:...better be wearing their "Life Alert'"....:giggle:

Wish my boys had one when they were in their teens...my going from 1 bedroom to the 2nd bedroom then the 3rd bedroom...back and forth, back and forth...even tho' their alarm clocks were ringing...They hated getting up from their warm beds...
 
I had some clients that only weighed 90 lbs. they would in a body cast if they got throw out of bed like that . My daughter was good about getting out bed on her own when she got older. You got a good workout running from room to room . :giggle:
 
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