Things to say while being groped by TSA

[rockin'robin]

Things to say while being groped by TSA


“That’s it.”

“You know what daddy likes.”

“A little higher.”

“Oh yeaaah.”

..."No, keep looking there"

"Don't get cheap on me"

"Can you talk like Napolitano while you do it"

"When is it my turn?"

"Oh, that is a magic wand!"

“Do you have any towels?”..."

'That tickles my pumpkin"

" You sure got a purdy mouth"

"Does that feel infected to you?"

"Should I cough?"

 

[rockdrummer]

How about this one

"Can we hurry this up sparky, your wife is waiting for me"

 

[Steinhauer]

"What? Aren't you going to buy me dinner first?"

 

[Mrs Bucket]

"No hello for us?"

"Dottie wants in the fun!"

 

[authentic]

me to TSA (female): "Is my banana bigger than your husband's? "

 

[rockin'robin]

me to TSA (female): "Is my banana bigger than your husband's? "

 

[shel90]

:Can I freshen up down there first?"

 

[Mrs Bucket]

 

[Daredevel7]

Do an orgasm like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

 

[Jiro]

"No not there!!!"

 

[whatdidyousay!]

You can say you have that skin eating disease and it can eat right rubbber gloves!

 

[nobody456]

This kilt was my grandfathers.

 

[TXgolfer]

"I've been around....you're going to want thicker gloves"

"Contents in pants are larger than they appear"

"Didn't I see you on Dateline?"

"You look just like my ex"

"you remind me of my former cellmate"

"do you hug your mom with those hands"

"Give us a scratch down there, this jock itch is a bitch"

"you remind me of our alter boy"

"I have AIDS.......Just sayin"

"How much do you charge? I paid a grand for this in Vegas"

"Think your little friend would like to help?"

"You're even better than the dream I had last night"

"That tickles......don't stop"

"I have latex allegies"

"Careful....I just took a Viagra"

"I bet about now you are wishing you would have studied harder in school"

"Careful, I just got a rainbow tat there yesterday"

"Are going with anyone to the Pride parade?"

-OR-

Just let your body do the talking.....

 

[Jiro]

you don't have to say anything. just smile and wink. act like you enjoy it.

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[kokonut]

I wonder how SF airport is fairing?

 

[TXgolfer]

I wonder how SF airport is fairing?

I will tell ya later in the week......

 

[Tousi]

Just thought of one: To a TSA employee: "We gotta stop meeting like this".

 

[kokonut]

Just sign the all universal sign for "phone" and mouth the words after getting your love pats from your favorite TSA agent, "Call me! Call me." *wink* *wink*

 

[Mrs Bucket]

Love them all.. keep it coming!!

 

[radioman]

LOUDLY SAY - oh yeaaahhh! that feels good ooooohhhhh! just came!! whew! thanks for quickie- you need to clean up the mess! bye!