The Road Runner

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The Road Runner

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.

He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.

The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"

:lol:
 
Calvin said:
The Road Runner

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.

He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.

The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"

:lol:
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:lol: Good one !!
 
Yeah, the drake's a male duck!! Lol! Now we got a ruptured duck!! :giggle:
 
Roadrunner said:
...ummm....ya know what a 'drake' is?

tsk tsk....not. But, Cal is speaking of another and different rr.



~RR
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umm I thought there's only one RR in AD that I know of and that'd be you buddy, sorry u got stuck with this joke character :lol:


Tousi said:
Yeah, the drake's a male duck!! Lol! Now we got a ruptured duck!! :giggle:
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yep that's right :giggle:
Angel said:
Ohhhh boy now I do...:eek2: :Oops: sorry
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:giggle: couldn't resist that joke and post this up for RR to give everyone some chuckles :lol:
 
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Roadrunner - Isn't there anything else you have been hiding from us all and from your 'precious' angel, after all, the ring is going to be on Angel's finger pretty soon, aye? :giggle:

Angel, Dear - I'm so sorry that it had to happen but wasn't it a surprise, yes? :lol:
 
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