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Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean....

Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a
while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking,
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was getting worse....

Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have
an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and
spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30
people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!....

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:lol: :rofl: ...funni kid!....
 
yeah, sure is Funny hold on a second * putting clothes pin on my nose* now better :rofl:
 
^Angel^ said:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean....

Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a
while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking,
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was getting worse....

Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have
an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and
spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30
people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!....

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:lol: :rofl: ...funni kid!....
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur son is soooooooooo FUNNY!!!! :rofl:
 
TweetyBird said:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur son is soooooooooo FUNNY!!!! :rofl:
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but hes not my son! I got this from Peachylady ....She send me in email.... :rofl:
 
^Angel^ said:
but hes not my son! I got this from Peachylady ....She send me in email.... :rofl:
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ohhhhh i got it.. ooops!!! hahahaha!!! my bad!!! :Oops:
 
I am putting on my clothes pin on my nose just in case Angel posts more of farting jokes. :rofl:
 
OMG! That's gotta be the most embarassing thing in the world! :Oops:
 
tekkmortal said:
I am putting on my clothes pin on my nose just in case Angel posts more of farting jokes. :rofl:
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:lol: Tekkmortal..... :fart: *Sorry that's was from eating too many bean burritos*....
 
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