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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While
he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy
is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy
is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be
strong, honey. I love you!" "His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing
my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, and he
thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was
in the bathroom. Be strong honey . . . . .I love you, too."
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While
he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy
is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy
is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be
strong, honey. I love you!" "His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing
my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, and he
thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was
in the bathroom. Be strong honey . . . . .I love you, too."
good one
I was just copying the subject title of the forwarded email with this joke in it from my friend. I didn't analyze the title. Was no biggie to me.
I can tell that joke to all of my friends in school!!!
the hubby sure got busted.. 