0:01I'm not into that...
0:02 I did cooking at school instead of sport.
0:04 Cooking!
0:06 I was into death metal and cooking.
0:08 Well, I was an angry man
0:10 but you're got to eat.
0:15 A little bit of Satan and corriander.
0:18 "We're gonna raise the devil, but first: nibbles!"
0:25 But blokes would get freaked out
0:26 cause it's a macho kind of country.
0:27 They don't like that kinda heavy from blokes.
0:28 "You cooking, Hughes?
0:31 You gay, mate?"
0:33 "Yeah. I'm gay, mate.
0:35 I'm icing cakes with 30 chicks
0:37 and you fuckwits are showering together.
0:42 Go and eat your orange."
0:45 It's strange here.
0:46 A guy in England told me
0:48 that if you wear an earring in your right ear,
0:50 which I do,
0:51 in England that means you're gay.
0:53 Is that true?
0:54 You don't know?
0:56 It's weird, anyway.
0:57 'Cause in Australia
0:58 it's when you have your cock in another man's ass.
1:08 And I will admit, some of my friends,
1:09 cause we're in heavy metal,
1:10 they do get freaked out by that kind of stuff.
1:12 Which is very strange, 'cause it's a...
1:14 it's a very male-dominated genre of music, heavy metal.
1:16 But it's a very homophobic subculture.
1:19 One of my friends, grown men,
1:20 still freaking out.
1:21 "We don't like 'em, Steve. We don't like 'em."
1:26 "Who, mate?"
1:28 "Poofters, mate!
1:30 We don't like 'em!"
1:32 "Why not, mate?"
1:33 "They're not real men, mate.
1:33 "They're not real men, mate.
1:35 They're not tough."
1:37 "They're not tough"...
1:38 They fuck men!
1:43 That's hardly "gay"!
1:48 What do straight guys want?
1:49 "I want a woman...
1:51 soft...
1:53 sleek...
1:55 feminine.
1:57 What do you want, Dave?"
1:58 "I wanna fuck a bloke.
2:03 I want a big strong bloke to fuck me in the ass.
2:08 Or is that a bit tough,
2:09 for you and your pussy-loving mates?
2:14 You and your vaginas.
2:18 Yeah well, fuck you, mate
2:19 cause we want cocks on.
2:21 Cock!
2:23 You go and play with your girly tits,
2:25 you fucking fag."
2:31 Straight: it's the new gay.
2:35 And I'll leave you with that thought.
2:37 You have a brilliant act ahead of you.
