PePe LePew
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Smart Monkey
A police officer comes upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looks upon the wreckage a little monkey comes out of the brush and hops around the crashed car.
The officer looks down at the monkey and says, "I sure wish you could talk."
The monkey looks up at the cop and shakes his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asks the officer.
Again, the monkey shakes his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motions the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretends to have a can in his hand and turns it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asks the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinches his fingers together and holds them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey gestures "kissing."
"They were kissing, too???!!!" exclaims the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they crashed?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motions the monkey.
A police officer comes upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looks upon the wreckage a little monkey comes out of the brush and hops around the crashed car.
The officer looks down at the monkey and says, "I sure wish you could talk."
The monkey looks up at the cop and shakes his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asks the officer.
Again, the monkey shakes his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motions the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretends to have a can in his hand and turns it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asks the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinches his fingers together and holds them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey gestures "kissing."
"They were kissing, too???!!!" exclaims the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they crashed?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motions the monkey.