Help me out here, guys! We have to find Homophobecia! Here’s a map of the entire Mediterranean Sea. I see Italy, Greece, Turkey, Albania, Spain, North Africa, Jordan, and even Istanbul (not Constantanople)! Where the hell is HOMOPHOBECIA?!?!? Is it one of those twerpy little islands in the Aegean Sea??? 

Where in the world is Homophobecia?