Self-help books may not help

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I stopped at the Yard Sale Shop in Rye and bought a whole bag of self help books for a dollar. One promised I could lose weight with meditation, another said I could cure every disease with herbs but one in practicular caught my eye. I began reading the book " Man of the House". When I finished the book, I stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to Betty. Pointing a finger in her face, I said " From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
Betty replied," The funeral director would be my best guess."
 
My wife would just laugh in my face and tell me to rethink that or I get nothing but sleep from her
 
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