Quotes About Life....

[rockin'robin]

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just stand there.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.

I am having an out of money experience.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

 

[Jiro]

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes...that way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

 

[dreamsfloatjoe]

Buckle up: prevents the aliens from snatching you from your boat.

I fish better with a lit cigarette; some people fish better with talent.

Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

When paddling your boat, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.

If you feel like doing some work,

sit down and wait ...

The feeling does go away.