caz
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man walks into restraunt with full grown ostrich behind him.
Waitress asks for order
man says hamburger chips and coke
osrich says I have the same,that be £9.45,man reaches into pocket and gives her exact money.
this go on for week or so ostrich always agreeing each time
then on the Friday they again go into restruant
samething ask waitress
no I have steak this time ostrich as per usual agreeing...Waitress so impressed how you have exact money each time.
well says guy some years back I cleaning an attic and I found a lamp I rubbed it and genie pops out and offered me two wishes so I wished have exact money in my pocket for anything I need.
That's fantastic most people wish for rolls Royce or millians of pound etc but whats with ostrich
the mans sighs and pauses
you see second wish was for a chick with long legs big arse and agrees with everything I say
Waitress asks for order
man says hamburger chips and coke
osrich says I have the same,that be £9.45,man reaches into pocket and gives her exact money.
this go on for week or so ostrich always agreeing each time
then on the Friday they again go into restruant
samething ask waitress
no I have steak this time ostrich as per usual agreeing...Waitress so impressed how you have exact money each time.
well says guy some years back I cleaning an attic and I found a lamp I rubbed it and genie pops out and offered me two wishes so I wished have exact money in my pocket for anything I need.
That's fantastic most people wish for rolls Royce or millians of pound etc but whats with ostrich
the mans sighs and pauses
you see second wish was for a chick with long legs big arse and agrees with everything I say
