Orgasm device volunteers sought

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:wtf: - are they out of their minds about that?! :crazy:

AFP - US doctors are seeking female volunteers to test an "Orgasmatron", an implanted device that will trigger instant ecstasy, the weekly British magazine New Scientist reports.

The innovation was accidentally discovered more than two years ago, when a surgeon conducted a routine pain-relief operation on a woman.

The procedure entails inserting two electrodes into the spine and applying tiny pulses of electricity.

Patients are conscious throughout the operation so that they can say when they feel less pain.

In this case, the woman had a spontaneous orgasm, and that prompted the surgeon, pain specialist Stuart Meloy, to take the idea further.


He found that it worked so well for women who had chronic sex problems that he patented it as a possible treatment for female sexual dysfunction.

He has now received approval from the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to test a $US13,000 ($A18,150) orgasm-giving device about the size of a heart pacemaker.

In the first stage of the trial, wires connected to a battery pack are inserted through the skin and into the woman's spinal cord, a procedure that Meloy says is no riskier than having an epidural.

In the second stage, a self-contained device will be implanted beneath the skin and can be switched on and off with a remote control.

So far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, and another is about to be signed up. Eight more are needed.

"I thought people would be beating my door down to be part of the trial," a disappointed Meloy told New Scientist.

"But so far I am struggling to find people."

Meloy's approach has run into hostility among some sex therapists, who say sexual dysfunction in women is usually caused by psychological factors and point to "non-invasive" methods, such as a vibrator, for providing an orgasm.



©AAP 2003

Admittedly...I think that was funny though..trying to measure and assist women in achieving the best orgasam ever. :lick: :clit: :laugh2:
 
OH MY GOD and king Cobra struck on u there rats hahahah

serious case NOT FOR ME LMAO!
 
Hmm... this should be interesting. Suppose someone was able to create a universal remote for any woman. Simply carry that remote with you to your local mall and randomly press the button. If you see a woman scream in excitement, you'll know she's got the implant. This might even be more funny if you already knew who had the implant. You can simply follow that person and trigger it at embarassing moments! See her in line at Taco Bell? Press the button! OH! YES! AHH! EEK! :naughty:
 
Maybe KingCobra and Freaky might try this? LOL jk :whip:
 
:rofl: hahaha this would be hilarious and hell why not do that like Vampy had said -- watch the women scream in estasty when theyre having their orgasms in public! hahaha
 
I doesn't have to be intentional. You know how they have signs saying "WARNING for pacemaker users... Microwave in use."? Well, what if they have devices that set up the orgasms as well? Imagine yourself walking somewhere. Suddenly, you have an orgasm!
 
Hmmm... here's what's even worse. You're playing sports and fall on your back. Now, it's stuck. You're having constant orgasms until you pass out. Wait, you've passed out and still are having orgasms! Help!
 
Soonersfan79 said:
wounder if it works on guy's too ?
Eww! That would be a mess! Women rarely ejaculate when they have orgasms, but men almost always ejaculate when they have orgasms.
 
Wha... if orgasum device comply failured.. May affect orgams poured heavier juicer ? Where find the remote control ?? To stop Heavier orgams juicer ?

Wha.. If you become adapt it, when if happend failure.. so then what will you do with orgasm device ?
Example: failed device affect pouring heavy juicer..
failed device affect turns into high climax horny permantly...
failed device affect... so many different ways..

What gonna you do ? (think your own actions before gets worst)

for me.. *scream* DIAL 9-1-1.. FOR HELP rid of orgasm device..
((chuckles))~ :laugh2:
 
Oddball said:
Maybe KingCobra and Freaky might try this? LOL jk :whip:

:twisted: *flicks tongue!!* Oh la la.. now I know what to add on to my Christmas Wish List!! Oh KCsweetums.. your baby wants this for Christmas!! Freakybaby has been a naughty girl!! :naughty: You can get this baby...do two things at the same time!! A man's dream come true, watch NHL and pleasure his chick!!
 
Freaky said:
:twisted: *flicks tongue!!* Oh la la.. now I know what to add on to my Christmas Wish List!! Oh KCsweetums.. your baby wants this for Christmas!! Freakybaby has been a naughty girl!! :naughty: You can get this baby...do two things at the same time!! A man's dream come true, watch NHL and pleasure his chick!!

Yeah, Freaky! Thanks a lot for ruining our romantic night as well as her orgasm device, Oddball!

*GROMS*
 
KingCobra said:
Yeah, Freaky! Thanks a lot for ruining our romantic night as well as her orgasm device, Oddball!

*GROMS*


That's funny. Imagine walking thru the security check-point and the detector set of that orgasms.

"Oh!! OHH YES!! YES!"
 
Deaf258 said:
That's funny. Imagine walking thru the security check-point and the detector set of that orgasms.

"Oh!! OHH YES!! YES!"
And... you know how airport security is with sudden movements. They will all pull their guns out on you! :eek:
 
:rofl: @ everyone in here! :P I think it's a neat idea and I'm quite tempted to go for it, :lol:
 
KingCobra said:
Yeah, Freaky! Thanks a lot for ruining our romantic night as well as her orgasm device, Oddball!

*GROMS*

Opps.. sowwy!! :Oops:
 
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