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Once upon a time in the Land of the Hearing Impaired, there was an HOH giant terrorizing the kingdom. His favorite meal was any human being he made tender by squashing the person in the palms of his huge hands.
One day, the HOH giant easily stepped over moat and walls of the deaf king’s castle. There in the courtyard was the exquisitely beautiful deaf princess, and he scooped her up. “You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen,” roared the giant. “Will you marry me?”
The princess, as princesses do, stamped her foot on the palm of the giant’s gigantic left hand. She signed, “Oralism, not allow, brute. ASL only me.”
The HOH was smitten by the tiny beauty, so he repeated his desires in ASL. Of course when he got to the sign for “marry,” he squashed the princess flat.
The giant licked off his messy hands and said, “Oralism is sometimes better."
One day, the HOH giant easily stepped over moat and walls of the deaf king’s castle. There in the courtyard was the exquisitely beautiful deaf princess, and he scooped her up. “You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen,” roared the giant. “Will you marry me?”
The princess, as princesses do, stamped her foot on the palm of the giant’s gigantic left hand. She signed, “Oralism, not allow, brute. ASL only me.”
The HOH was smitten by the tiny beauty, so he repeated his desires in ASL. Of course when he got to the sign for “marry,” he squashed the princess flat.
The giant licked off his messy hands and said, “Oralism is sometimes better."