Old man joke

[caz]

An old man in Texas owns large farm with fruits trees big pond flowers.
One night he decided get big bucket go down to pond fill bucket with fruit.He hears a lot of girls laughing he could see they skinny dipping.he made them aware of him they shouted we naked and not getting out and swam down deep end we not leaving until you go away.
He answers ladies I not at all interested in you swimming naked in my pool or get out just enjoy yourselves he holds his bucket up and shouts I just down here feed the alligators
Moral old men still think fast

 

[Woody]

An old man is being interviewed for a job. He's asked what his biggest weakness is? He replies honesty. The interviewer responds by saying honesty isn't a weakness. The old man replies I don't give a f&ck what you think.