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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I
know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.


:lol:
 
Calvin said:
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I
know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

:lol:
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OH GAWD THIS IS SO DEPRESSING! :(
 
Haha...as some folks might say that they wish babies stay babies forever...well...reaching that golden age will fulfill that in a way! :laugh2:


Then again...there's wigs, coiffures, false teeth and ofc...there's Depends. ;)

On the plus side, the older we get, the wiser we get--:D






~RR
 
Roadrunner said:
Haha...as some folks might say that they wish babies stay babies forever...well...reaching that golden age will fulfill that in a way! :laugh2:


Then again...there's wigs, coiffures, false teeth and ofc...there's Depends. ;)

On the plus side, the older we get, the wiser we get--:D


~RR
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Care to explain what is coiffures ?
 
Calvin said:
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I
know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.


:lol:
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wow, that scary to me :eek3:
 
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