CatoCooper13
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ONE NIGHT IN TRANSYLVANIA
Two nuns, Sister Helen and Sister Margaret, were travelling through Europe
in their car. They were passing through Transylvania one cold night, and
slowed down to cross a narrow mountain bridge.
Suddenly, as they drove back into the woods, out of nowhere, a small vampire
leaped from the shadows and landed on the hood of the car, hissing evilly
through the windshield.
"Oh, my!" shouted Sister Margaret, cowering from the windshield. "What shall
we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on," said Sister Helen. "That will get
rid of the abomination."
Sister Margaret switched them on, knocking the vampire around a bit, but he
clung to the window and continued to hiss at the nuns. "What shall I do
now?" she shouted.
"Switch on the windshield washer!", said Sister Helen. "I filled it up with
Holy Water back at the Vatican!"
Sister Margaret turned on the windshield washer, and the little vampire
screamed as the water burned his skin, but flung his cape around to cover
himself and continued to cling to the car.
"Now what?" cried Sister Margaret. "Show him your cross!" says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," said Sister Margaret. She opened the window, leaned
out and shouted, "Get the Fuck off our car!!!"
Two nuns, Sister Helen and Sister Margaret, were travelling through Europe
in their car. They were passing through Transylvania one cold night, and
slowed down to cross a narrow mountain bridge.
Suddenly, as they drove back into the woods, out of nowhere, a small vampire
leaped from the shadows and landed on the hood of the car, hissing evilly
through the windshield.
"Oh, my!" shouted Sister Margaret, cowering from the windshield. "What shall
we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on," said Sister Helen. "That will get
rid of the abomination."
Sister Margaret switched them on, knocking the vampire around a bit, but he
clung to the window and continued to hiss at the nuns. "What shall I do
now?" she shouted.
"Switch on the windshield washer!", said Sister Helen. "I filled it up with
Holy Water back at the Vatican!"
Sister Margaret turned on the windshield washer, and the little vampire
screamed as the water burned his skin, but flung his cape around to cover
himself and continued to cling to the car.
"Now what?" cried Sister Margaret. "Show him your cross!" says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," said Sister Margaret. She opened the window, leaned
out and shouted, "Get the Fuck off our car!!!"
hahahaha and i agree with u Chel! its definately so 2003! hahaha