Codger
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Man.... are things getting CRAZY over here. Every radio station in every state must have left messages to call them for interveiws about Ozzie the penis munching skunk..... They are even calling my mom's house and bothering her!!! I have freinds and relatives calling from across the country who heard about it on their news Don't they have any real news to talk about? Brett Farve even mentioned it on the news this morning while he was being interveiwed. My kids have been really getting harrassed at school as you can probably immagine. I feel bad about Ozzie though... They didn't need to kill him. I was rough playing with him, getting him to snap at my fingers, kinda like what "normal" people do with there cats. I never really thought about how stupid it is to get an animal with long sharp teeth all worked up while he is sitting on your lap faceing your unit..... Dumb move, My dumb move cost poor Ozzie his life. However, with all this embarrasment.... I wouldn't mind trading places with him... ( Just kidding ). When the ol Oz-man clamped down, I ripped him off of me out of reaction. Thats probably what caused his 1/2 inch long needle shaped vang to sever my vein. I didn't relize what had happened at 1st. But then I felt a warm sensation running across my lap.
I got up and where I had been sitting was a huge puddle of blood!!! Then I looked down and blood was pooling around my foot from down my pants leg. I pulled my pants down below my waist and blood was coming out of the side of my unit in a stream as if I were urinating red out of the side of my unit... My Daughter freaked out and ran and hid, My youngest son ran to the phone and dialed 911... And that call brought sherrifs and wardens, and pramedics.... All people I know. And worse, there communications were intercepted by the dreaded MEDIA Oh well... At least I didn't bleed to death.
Eventually, people will forget.... I hope. I was out of town all weekend, and had no idea my wife Carol had talked with a reporter!! I got back late Sunday night and went right to bed. I was greeted at work in the morning by my Boss, Mike Thomson holding up the artical and saying, Hay, Skunk Boy... I see you made the paper I sure knew then I was in for a long day.
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I got up and where I had been sitting was a huge puddle of blood!!! Then I looked down and blood was pooling around my foot from down my pants leg. I pulled my pants down below my waist and blood was coming out of the side of my unit in a stream as if I were urinating red out of the side of my unit... My Daughter freaked out and ran and hid, My youngest son ran to the phone and dialed 911... And that call brought sherrifs and wardens, and pramedics.... All people I know. And worse, there communications were intercepted by the dreaded MEDIA Oh well... At least I didn't bleed to death.
Eventually, people will forget.... I hope. I was out of town all weekend, and had no idea my wife Carol had talked with a reporter!! I got back late Sunday night and went right to bed. I was greeted at work in the morning by my Boss, Mike Thomson holding up the artical and saying, Hay, Skunk Boy... I see you made the paper I sure knew then I was in for a long day.
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Dan Infalt was the guy's name for you surfers with better skills than me.
