My Doctor is so bad:

[rockin'robin]

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years.
Before he realized she was Chinese.

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these — If they don't work, give me a ring."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.

 

[soulchill]

Doctor, I keep having these strange dreams. First I'm a tee-pee then I'm a wigwam. Then I'm a tee-pee. And it goes back and forth back and forth. I can't take it anymore.

Relax, you're too tense.