BabyPhat21
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LITTLE BILLY ON...GETTING OLDER
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on
one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man
on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little
BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old." "Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat
6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy,
"he minded his own fucking business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies,
"None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a
question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top off the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I
suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which
Little BILLY replied," The correct answer is 'the one
with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got
an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says,
today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example?"
BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY,
that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says,
"No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on
one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man
on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little
BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old." "Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat
6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy,
"he minded his own fucking business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies,
"None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a
question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top off the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I
suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which
Little BILLY replied," The correct answer is 'the one
with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got
an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says,
today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example?"
BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY,
that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says,
"No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
