We had some friends over at my mother's house for thanksgiving and had 2 ducks . I told our friends we were having Donald and Daisy Duck for dinner. The husband said "That is better than having Minnie and Mickey Mouse for dinner!" LOL!
Well you know Mickey and Minnie got divorced, The Judge read on the grounds of being crazy... Mickey corrected him and said " I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was F'n Goofy !"