Massage sessions....

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Let's have some fun. Let's say you got a gift card for a 60 minute massage.

You would divide up your gift card if you wanted to. You would get 2 half hour massage. Maybe 3 20 minute massages. Even 4 15 minute massages.

What would you pick?

I would prefer 2 30 minute sessions or 1 for 60. I hate 15 minute ones. You know, once you get comfortable, before you know it, 15 minutes has passed up. That is why I would love to be comfortable when I get a massage.
 
I'd opt for the 2 30-minute massages....and boy do I ever need one now!....Feel sure after 30 minutes I would be fast asleep (and hoping they would let me sleep on the table until I woke up).....

One of my bosses at work had the biggest and strongest hands...he gave me a neck and shoulder massage once, and I almost "melted into the floor"....it was awesome, feels so good and when it's over, I'm refreshed and ready to tackle the day.....(and luckily, he was my boss...or I might have "jumped his bones"....HHA)
 
ahhh...thought you mean massages from prostitutes..nevermind!..proceed!
 
I would go for the 57 minute massage and the 3 minute happy ending package.
 
I'd go for the full 60 minutes all at once>>arms, hands, back, feet, legs, head. I can almost feel it now...ahhhhhhh



green427 said:
I would go for the 57 minute massage and the 3 minute happy ending package.
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What's that package?
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLtFCxDs40&feature=related]World's Greatest Head Massage - YouTube[/ame]


This is the best massage ever. When I watch it, it puts me in a trance. Someday I want to go to India just to get a massage by this guy, the Cosmic Barber.
 
Mimsy said:
World's Greatest Head Massage - YouTube


This is the best massage ever. When I watch it, it puts me in a trance. Someday I want to go to India just to get a massage by this guy, the Cosmic Barber.
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Wow, that is unique!!

My next door neighbor is a massage therapist so I often barter bike for massage or bike for massage/cash so that is why I was asking the question above.
 
I'm a massage therapist, rarely does anyone come in for a 30 minute, and if they do they usually have a gift card and are doing exactly what you talking about. But I won't even attempt to do a full body in 30 minutes, especially since a 30 minute is really 20, a 60 minute is really 50. I have them pick an area they need word on, that's generally neck and shoulders or back. I had one guy who came in for a 30 minute massage that just wanted work on his legs, but that only happened once.

FYI 90 minutes are the way man. Especially if you want a full body massage and you want deep tissue. 60 minutes is fine for a full body relaxation but if you have actual problems you need worked on, deep tissue work, I'd go 60 minutes just upper body....well or lower if that's where your problems are but that's rare. 90 minute sessions are my favs though, hate 2 hour ones, I'm bored and drooling during those.
 
what i do for one now got sinus pain neck pain bad back arm pain i have lymphatic drainage for arm, knee pains think i give up listening them or need jump lead not massage.but think i get massage next week
 
Everybody, and every body haha, needs a massage. I think I'm going to get one next monday :D
 
Did other bike deal. Was given choice of a 75 minute massage or 2 45 minute massage in barter. I chose 2 45 minute massages.
 
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