A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman She could not find a new lover who could satisfy her romantic. She puts an ad in the classifields:
Wanted: A good looking, single guy who would not beat me, would not leave me, and is a good in bed.
About a week later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. He said," I am here about your AD," He said, You must be mistaken. A woman said, "Let me explain... He said, hey wait a minute.. I can't beat you up because I do not have any arms. And also I can't run away from you because I do not have any legs. A woman said, oh well... "How do I know if you are a good in the bed?" He said, " I rang the doorbell, did not I ??"
Wanted: A good looking, single guy who would not beat me, would not leave me, and is a good in bed.
About a week later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. He said," I am here about your AD," He said, You must be mistaken. A woman said, "Let me explain... He said, hey wait a minute.. I can't beat you up because I do not have any arms. And also I can't run away from you because I do not have any legs. A woman said, oh well... "How do I know if you are a good in the bed?" He said, " I rang the doorbell, did not I ??"
I wanna one can I have one?? 
Must be an expert in making love or having sex!! 
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