Man Steals Butt Plug Because He's 'Embarrassed' To Buy It: Police

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The man was released after posting a $500 bond -- about $470.02 more than the cost of the sex toys he allegedly stole.

Buying a butt plug might be embarrassing, but is it not worse to be caught shoplifting one?

Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested Dec. 10 after a manager at a Spencer's Gifts store in Vero Beach, Florida, reported seeing him stick two sex toys down his khaki shorts, according to The Smoking Gun.

The sex toys were described as an "Arouz'd screw butt plug," and an "Arouz'd stroker can," both typically used for ************.

The cost of both products: $29.98.

When Masters left the store with his shorts allegedly loaded with toys, store security detained him.

The security staff told police that Masters supposedly admitted that he had enough money to pay for them, but was “too embarrassed to pay for them because they were sex toys,” according to the Palm Beach Post.

Masters was arrested and taken to the Indian River County Jail and charged with one misdemeanor shoplifting count.

Masters was released shortly after midnight after posting $500 bond -- about $470.02 more than the cost of the sex toys he was allegedly too embarrassed to purchase.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022&section=weird-news
 
A plug for your butt, think a dildo with a flat peice on the end for anal pleasure

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Well......
At least it wasnt a used but plug.......

To each their own..

Couldve been a gerble i guess.....
 
Um OK, why didn't he just buy them online or something?

that would means he'll have to give them an address and credit card. not exactly very anonymous.
 
Now this is what I would call "irony"!

If he has gone and paid for it, the cashier wouldn't think one second about it since that's their job, to scan and get payment for sex toys.

Now he's even more known outside the store than he would have if he has bought it as he should have!
 
Lol I could see how it would be embarrassing. I never had to buy a butt plug, that is really not my sense, but I have gone toy shopping. It is less embarrassing as a man than a women to me. If you go to a sex store with a male cashier they give you mixed faces. Other 'oh yea' face or ' kinky ****' face. But if it is a women cashier as a man buying they will give you 'nasty slob' face. Idk most people, both men and women are trying anal now a days, idk why.

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Oh my.... Always could have gone to eBay or Amazon... Goodness knows there are enough online options...

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that would means he'll have to give them an address and credit card. not exactly very anonymous.

Yeah but it's not like staff keep the track by remember who customer and say HA-HA.
 
Oh my.... Always could have gone to eBay or Amazon... Goodness knows there are enough online options...

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eBay are trend used... I imagine the describe in there that said... "Use it once, it was okay".
 
eBay are trend used... I imagine the describe in there that said... "Use it once, it was okay".

Lol fair enough, but they have online toy shops all over and many advertise that they have discreet packaging... Another option is always available... Heck he could of made one so... Hmm but to be a fly on the wall for everyone that had to write up that paperwork :D

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Now this is what I would call "irony"!

If he has gone and paid for it, the cashier wouldn't think one second about it since that's their job, to scan and get payment for sex toys.

Now he's even more known outside the store than he would have if he has bought it as he should have!

Yeah now his mug shoot is all over the internet ! He wasn't too bright ! :lol:
 
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