Man Down Aisle 7

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. “‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back…, it’s a waste of money”, demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful!” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, “So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it’s half the price!!!”‘
 
:lol:

I don't know whether to think:

1) he got a black eye over that.

or

2) Men just don't learn. :lol:
 
What has this got to do with a man in aisle 7? I get the joke just not the title?
 
SimonJ said:
What has this got to do with a man in aisle 7? I get the joke just not the title?
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Its the concept of wife is in beauty products ( probly aisle 7 at whatever store theyre in) and he pops off and she lays him out... so man down in aisle 7. You got the joke, you got the concept, its logical.
 
philliesfan said:
So she walks around with her lips pursed all the time?
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Yup, she claims stupidity has no place on earth, she wont watch the three stooges, anything like that...and I love those along with gore and all but she will have none of it.
 
sonocativo said:
Yup, she claims stupidity has no place on earth, she wont watch the three stooges, anything like that...and I love those along with gore and all but she will have none of it.
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Stooges?! Yeah! We all need to laugh at something. Uptight people need to unclench, it's not healthy being so serious like that all the time.
 
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