Magic beer

[bbnt]

lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.

She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar but, after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man
sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you."

He takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another gulp of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
real asshole when you're drunk."

 

[VamPyroX]

I've heard something like this before. The version I heard was:

Two guys are sitting in a bar located on the top floor of a tall skyscraper. The first guy tells the second guy, "Ya know that if you jumped out the window, the strong wind at the 7th floor will blow you around the building and back into the window there?" "Aww... bullshit!" replies the second guy. The first guy then says, "I'll prove it!" He then jumps out the window. By the time he gets to the 7th floor, he's blown around the building and into the window. He then takes the elevator back up to the bar. "Whoa... you got lucky!" says the second guy. "Fine, I'll show you again..." the first guy says. He then jumps out again. At the 7th floor, he's blown around the building and through the window. He then takes the elevator back up to the bar again. The second guy stands there amazed. "Alright, I've gotta try this!" says the second guy as he jumps out the window. 9th floor... 8th floor... 7th floor... 6th floor... 5th floor... 3rd floor... 2nd floor... SPLAT! The bartender shakes his head in disgust and says to the first guy, "Boy, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk... Superman!"

I still love this joke!

 

[javapride]

OMG superman is such a asshole deffy! LOL!

 

[CatoCooper13]

This is an old joke...have heard it years back, still it makes me laugh.

 

[Kai Onca]

 

[deafgirl176]

lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.

She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar but, after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man
sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you."

He takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another gulp of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
real asshole when you're drunk."

Yeah, they can be assholes, especially if they're showing off!!!