Mad Jeopardy!

[Calvin]

What souvenir did @femme Fatale buys for her collection?

Inspect

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Calvin never does at work.

Fog.

 

[Calvin]

What reason why @AlleyCat's plane keep getting delayed?

Pilot

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin tell everyone what he does for a living?

First class reservation

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale receive JD as a beverage complimentary?

Hooters

 

[femme Fatale]

What is the reason @Calvin developed “glancing eyes”?

Hang 10

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale learn how to position her surfboard?

Spring Break

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin now call his single day off on St. Patrick’s Day?

Pinch

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale feel for not wearing anything green on St Patrick's Day?

Leprechauns

 

[femme Fatale]

Who did @Calvin burn some serious rug with last night?

Hoot

 

[Calvin]

What sound did @femme Fatale make under the full moon during the night?

Hissing

 

[femme Fatale]

What sound did @Calvin swear come from his bathroom mirror?

Boom

 

[Calvin]

What sound did @femme Fatale hear when Bo Duke used archery dynamite at the portable bathroom stall?

Sheriff

 

[femme Fatale]

What sound did @femme Fatale hear when Bo Duke used archery dynamite at the portable bathroom stall?

Sheriff

That’s how we buried outhouses!

Who does @Calvin call when a little punk steals his ice cream cone?

Lipstick

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale apply on Calvin's bare chest as a prank?

Hair dryer

 

[femme Fatale]

Uh huh. That’s called a lipstick letter!

What did @Calvin use to thaw his frozen dinner?

Tsk tsk tsk

 

[Calvin]

What sign @femme Fatale uses whenever Calvin is misbehaving?

Mancave

 

[Calvin]

Where @femme Fatale likes to sneak in to her man's bar and have a drink?

Birthday

 

[AlleyCat]

What @LoveBlue celebrates annually with her secret stripper-fest.

Condo

 

[Calvin]

What place by the beach @femme Fatale must have a balcony to enjoy watching men's beach volleyball?

Log Cabin