Mad Jeopardy!

[AlleyCat]

@Cappy secret girlfriend, the one he thinks his real girlfriend doesn’t know about.

Clean.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat's only pair of panties never is.

Winter boots.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy wears in the summer because 70 degrees is just too cold for him.

Christmas lights.

 

[Cappy]

What is a permanent fixture @AlleyCat's house.

Elf.

 

[AlleyCat]

What is a permanent fixture @AlleyCat's house.

Elf.

What @Cappy strives to look like, big ears and all, because he knows the BIG EARS come in handy.

Coffee beans.

 

[Cappy]

What makes @AlleyCat hot for big ears after she grinds them.

Sunflower.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy is hoping is next year’s style of clothing. Just sunflowers. Nothing else. No pants, no shirts. Just sunflowers.

Yule log.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat regifts every year.

Chili.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy regifts every year.

Blanket.

 

[Cappy]

Wash rag sized. Is what @AlleyCat has left to cover herself with all her furry children in bed with her.

Straw.

 

[femme Fatale]

What is @Calvin’s idea of using to perform CPR?

Heart attack

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale gives Calvin one when she pushes him out of the plane to skydive.

Instructor

 

[AlleyCat]

What @femme Fatale is when training people how to behave .

Blistex.

 

[Cappy]

What does @AlleyCat smear on ALL her orifices.

Emerald.

 

[AlleyCat]

The color @Cappy hair turned when he read the directions wrong on the hair dye box.

Stripes.

 

[Cappy]

What does @AlleyCat spend hours making with her toliet paper?

7am.

 

[AlleyCat]

The time of day @Cappy starts drinking his “breakfast juice” Merlot.

Hyacinth.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat thinks her fanny smells like.

Wrist watch.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy is so jealous of that others have, that he wears a bandaid with a clock drawn on it.

Fire.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat thinks of pepperjack string cheese.

Rubberband.