Mad Jeopardy!

[AlleyCat]

Scissors. From touching @AlleyCat unibrow.

Bean bag chair.

What does @Cappy sleep in at bed time?

Nurse.

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale uses stethoscope to listen to Calvin's mind.

Audiologist

 

[soulchill]

Who @AlleyCat thinks works on German cars?

Mansion

 

[AlleyCat]

Who @AlleyCat thinks works on German cars?

Mansion

That is too funny, @soulchill

Where @soulchill thinks all the men live. No women allowed.

Candy cane

 

[LoveBlue]

What @Cappy uses when his bum leg gives him trouble.

Reindeer

 

[AlleyCat]

What animal does @LoveBlue like to inspect in her backyard and is disappointed when she doesn't find any with a glowing red nose?

Sleigh (yes, bring it on!)

 

[Calvin]

What Santa @femme Fatale helps Calvin load Christmas packages for Calvin to deliver.

Elves

 

[AlleyCat]

Who @femme Fatale uses to help her get ready for work in the mornings.

Cheese.

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale uses to make a sandwich for her daughter's lunch.

Wi-Fi

 

[Cappy]

What @Calvin hears conversations in his head with.

Slippers.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Calvin hears conversations in his head with.

Slippers.

What @Cappy wears along with pajamas to his favorite 5-star steakhouse. It’s also his nickname there.

Mistletoe

 

[Cappy]

When standing under, what makes @AlleyCat lips balloon up?

Vintage.

 

[AlleyCat]

When standing under, what makes @AlleyCat lips balloon up?

Vintage.

Like a duck?

What @Cappy considers his 90’s Buick to be and has been trying to sell it for $100,000.

Amish

 

[Cappy]

Is what all of @AlleyCat's cooking tastes like. Cardboard.

Cork screw.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses to clean his ears with when he runs out of q-tips. That mighty wax .... you really should clean your ears more often.

Chicken wings

 

[Cappy]

Bones is what one would find in @AlleyCat's bed.

String cheese.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses strands of to decorate his Christmas tree with.

Bucket list

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @AlleyCat consider fulfilled after booking a few plastic surgery prosedures?

Forever

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale could not avoid ducks hanging out in her yard?

Apocalypse

 

[femme Fatale]

What event does UPS refer to everytime @Calvin works Black Friday?

*expletive*