Teekie
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An old man and a young man works together in an office. The old man always had a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man was away from his desk, the young man yields his temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returned, the young man felt guilty and confessed to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum the chocolate off the M&M's."
One day, while the old man was away from his desk, the young man yields his temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returned, the young man felt guilty and confessed to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum the chocolate off the M&M's."