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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the
woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a"Passionate
Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain
himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly....
"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."
Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little
Johnny
tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped
her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."
Some times you need to listen to the whole story
woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a"Passionate
Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain
himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly....
"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."
Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little
Johnny
tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped
her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."
Some times you need to listen to the whole story
Whoah! What a nerve Little Johnny has! Heh. 