CatoCooper13
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Subject: little Johnny tells a story...
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and
go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a"Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this
so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and
starts to tell his mother excitedly...."MOMMY, MOMMY! !
I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND.."Mommy tells him to slow down.
She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at
the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane."
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy......."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing.....them laying down on the seat.....and then Daddy and
Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army."
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt..!!!!
Or you can just not cheat..!!
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and
go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a"Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this
so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and
starts to tell his mother excitedly...."MOMMY, MOMMY! !
I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND.."Mommy tells him to slow down.
She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at
the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane."
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy......."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing.....them laying down on the seat.....and then Daddy and
Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army."
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt..!!!!
Or you can just not cheat..!!
Yeah...the mother should've listened to the whole story before dinner time. :roll: 
