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JohnnyE
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LIST OF THINGS YOU WON’T HEAR YOUR FATHER SAY:
1. Well how about that, I’m lost, I’ll just stop and ask for directions.
2. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car - GO CRAZY!
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude - I like that.
4. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend - you might consider wanting to throw a wild party.
5. Why do you want to go get a job - I make plenty of money for you to spend.
6. No son of mine is going to live under my roof without wearing an earring - now let’s go to the mall.
7. What do you mean you don't want to play football, figure skating’s not good enough for you son?
8. I’ll be glad to give you a raise in your allowance - but only if I can do all your chores.
9. What do I want for my birthday? Don’t worry about that – it’s no big deal.
10. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car, I’ll just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks for fixing it.
1. Well how about that, I’m lost, I’ll just stop and ask for directions.
2. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car - GO CRAZY!
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude - I like that.
4. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend - you might consider wanting to throw a wild party.
5. Why do you want to go get a job - I make plenty of money for you to spend.
6. No son of mine is going to live under my roof without wearing an earring - now let’s go to the mall.
7. What do you mean you don't want to play football, figure skating’s not good enough for you son?
8. I’ll be glad to give you a raise in your allowance - but only if I can do all your chores.
9. What do I want for my birthday? Don’t worry about that – it’s no big deal.
10. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car, I’ll just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks for fixing it.
Cuz I never had a dad. But my exh I would have killed him. 