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Freaky
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A group of kindergartners were trying to
become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher insisted on No baby talk!
You need to use 'Big People' words," she was
always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the
weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked Alex what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest
with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher insisted on No baby talk!
You need to use 'Big People' words," she was
always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the
weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked Alex what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest
with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
