Kim Jong Un is pissed at a turtle farm for not producing lobster

[The Joker]

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un wants lobster, and he wants it now.

During an inspection of a turtle farm in Taedonggang on the outskirts of Pyongyang, Kim was disappointed to find that the farm had not successfully bred freshwater lobster among several other "serious shortcomings," according to A rare peek inside secretive North Korea

He "reproached" the farm for not doing enough to produce the freshwater lobster for the sake of the country, according to the report issued Monday. Kim's Worker's Party of Korea apparently sent the farm freshwater lobsters two years ago so that it might breed them, and things aren't going exactly as planned.

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Well if he was a lot nicer to Obama. We might have trade him for our Maine Lobsters. Like if he destroys his nuclear program we can give North Koreans Maine Lobsters.

Heres a big one for you

 

[Eater of Worlds]

Heck, only now has rock lobster been able to be farmed. That's the lobster tail that you get at Red Lobster (it's not Maine or Canadian lobster).

Even with crayfish (what they are talking about with fresh water lobster) it's more than just tossing them together and hoping they mate. How many of them know that crayfish are activated to reproduce from barometric pressure changes that occur during periods of weather events usually accompanied by natural rain?

 

[The Joker]

Listen,,When you invite me to Detroit order me 2 whole lobsters

 

[rockin'robin]

Love Lobster!...Never forget we were riding down the road and a Lobster Truck ahead of us pulled out....the guy forgot to lock the back door on the truck and Lobsters were falling all over the road.......sure thing!...we pilled over and got a lot of free Lobsters, took 'em home and ate 'em!

 

[ncff07]

Love Lobster!...Never forget we were riding down the road and a Lobster Truck ahead of us pulled out....the guy forgot to lock the back door on the truck and Lobsters were falling all over the road.......sure thing!...we pilled over and got a lot of free Lobsters, took 'em home and ate 'em!

Good thing it wasn't a spider truck instead!!!

 

[Audiofuzzy]

even better those are not the ballooning spiders

Fuzzy

 

[Foxrac]

Let drop million of brown recluse spiders on Jim Jong Un's home.

 

[The Joker]

let drop million of brown recluse spiders on jim jong un's home.

amen!

 

[Calvin]

 

[The Joker]