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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and
still has not gotten out of her depression,
mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter
constantly is calling her and urging her to get back
into the world.


Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know
anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
"Mama! I have someone for you to meet."


Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
another, and after dating for six weeks he asked her
to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we
know what that meant....


One room and the normal follow up to that. Their
first night there she undresses as he does. There
she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy
panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her
he asks "Why are your panties still on?"


She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body
is yours to explore, but down there I am still
in mourning."


He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The
following night the same scenario. She standing
there with the black panties on and he in his
birthday suit, except that he has a black condom
on his erection.


She looks at him and asks, "What's with this..
a black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."



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================================================== =another.....

The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out
his son was masturbating several times a day out in
the barn. "Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and git
yo'self a wife." So the boy went out and found himself
a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a
week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son
choking the chicken again. "You crazy boy!!" he yelled,
"That Elli-Mae's a fine young gal!!" "I know Paw,"
the boy replied, "but her arm gits tired sometimes!"
 
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