Jigsaw Puzzle

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A blonde with a puzzle problem

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger". Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly,led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then..." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box ."
 
That happened to Liza before
 
An Blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished??
The girl says,
"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzles spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. He turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosties back in the box."
 
:repost:

Since it's worded differently, I'm going to go ahead and merge it with the original... :thumb:
 
sweetgal154 said:
An Blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished??
The girl says,
"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzles spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. He turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosties back in the box."
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This was a repost in a separate thread so I merged it.
 
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