Jessie...

Grummer

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you need this...



a new mechanical nut cracker
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You will be her first victim LMBO


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That would hurt so bad, they wouldnt even scream.... just make a little uh uh uh noise and pass out....lmao
 
Oh I see alright! LOL Now considering Grumms request to upgrade from my gentler nutkick to automated castration! Well done baby!
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femme Fatale said:
Oh I see alright! LOL Now considering Grumms request to upgrade from my gentler nutkick to automated castration! Well done baby!
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Is there such a thing as a gentler nut kick??? I think NOT!!! :laugh2:
 
...and that would give you ncff, plenty of time to run oh Jess would have hard time to carry that monstrous snapper LOL!! it would be funny to watch...:laugh2::laugh2:
 
Grummer said:
...and that would give you ncff, plenty of time to run oh Jess would have hard time to carry that monstrous snapper LOL!! it would be funny to watch...:laugh2::laugh2:
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Nut kicker version of Robocop ... after she does the deed she'll tell them ...
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All this nutkicking reminded me of jr high. Our teacher was out of the room and we were all goofing off. One of the guys threatened to put chalk all over this girl's shirt with an eraser, and she warned him not to. He tried it, and she warned him again to not touch her or she'd kick him in the balls. He didn't believe her. She kicked him so hard he had to waddle off to the nurse after he managed to get off the floor. I was laughing so hard. All the guys were saying "go to the nurse man" "hell no, she's a woman" "just go man" So he walked out cupping himself the entire way.

I know a kick in the balls is no joking matter, because I once punched my brother in the balls. But for 12 year olds? That's hysterical stuff.
 
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Hilarious story, but as I alwAys note, I know it's physical assault, which I have used to deter an attempted rape before. Sometimes I express my experiences in humor as a way to come to terms with it. Some have similar mindsets while others should look elsewhere, just a chuckle had by all. :)

Hmm, the title reminded me of a nickname I haven't usedsince high school... :P
 
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