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BabyPhat21

BabyPhat21

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> > > The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is
>the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% the time
>it is hanging round unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, and 10% of the time it
>is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
>they are both nuts.
> > >
> > > Effective March 1st, 2002, your penis will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
> > >
> > > 10 - 12" $30.00 Luxury Tax
> > > 8 - 10" $25.00 Pole Tax
> > > 5 - 8" $15.00 Privilege Tax
> > > 4 - 5" $10.00 Nuisance Tax
> > >
> > > Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
>Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
> > >
> > > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
> > >
> > > IRS are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
> > >
> > > - Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
> > > - What if one's penis is self employed?
> > > - Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
> > > - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
> > > - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > >
> > > Pecker Checker
> > > Internal Revenue Service
 
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: hahahaha :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: this is definately origional!!!!!! ive NOT read that one --

ChelEler -- id also be curious to see abt the women too!!!!! hahaha
 
Mmm.. being being taxed on their dicks.. interesting..

But not taxed on women's vaginas? whew
 
GUYS - if you were being taxed on your Penis according to this - what would your result be........
 
Originally posted by BabyPhat21
GUYS - if you were being taxed on your Penis according to this - what would your result be........
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theyd get about 7.5 inches of my own personal net worth shoved up their ass
 
hehehe thats a goood one. should make a copy and show it to the IRS, that'd be a something! ;)
 
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