Yeah, I am with you there 110%!
When I get fed up with the kids talking and singing Barney this and Barney that all damn day long, I do this trick. For lunch, I tell the kids as I pour them grape juice/koolaid, "Oh, by the way, kids, isn't *THAT* a delicious drink?!?! Yes?? I have a secret to tell you. :big grin: Because you talked Barney all the damn time, I decided to punish him and kill him, draining him dry of his purple blood. *gasp!* Oh, wait, you're drinking it right now!"
I guess you just crossed my name off the list of your future children's potential babysitters. 
