If I could, I would . . .
. . . get pro-Bronco foam fingers for the game at Mile High with ITPjohn.
. . . steal back my photo from Miss-Delectable and secretly replace it with a picture of Oprah Winfrey. Phhbbbtt. 
. . . order three truckloads of some of the finest Valrhona chocolate for the upcoming RR & Angel wedding. Consume at will!
