I had a friend who was a Jehovah's Witness....

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But I wouldn't play his Knock, Knock joke with him, so he doesn't come around anymore.
 
I have a cousin who lives on a farm in Michigan...the Jehova's witnesses came by one day when she'd just finished butchering a pig....she answered the door with a cleaver, covered in blood. They ran, and never came back..
 
StevieMont927 said:
I have a cousin who lives on a farm in Michigan...the Jehova's witnesses came by one day when she'd just finished butchering a pig....she answered the door with a cleaver, covered in blood. They ran, and never came back..
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:lol:...Well, I wouldn't come back either.....

It was long ago, but I still remember it...2 Ladies, (Jehovah Witness), came to my door...I opened it...and they began singing..."Wouldn't you like to be happy Like Us?".....:giggle:...I stood there for a minute....:hmm:...then said "NO!".
 
rockin'robin said:
:lol:...Well, I wouldn't come back either.....

It was long ago, but I still remember it...2 Ladies, (Jehovah Witness), came to my door...I opened it...and they began singing..."Wouldn't you like to be happy Like Us?".....:giggle:...I stood there for a minute....:hmm:...then said "NO!".
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My mom knew someone who, when they answered the door and the Jehova's witnesses asked if she'd found Jesus. She looked at them and was like "How do you people keep losing him? Did you check behind the couch?"
 
StevieMont927 said:
My mom knew someone who, when they answered the door and the Jehova's witnesses asked if she'd found Jesus. She looked at them and was like "How do you people keep losing him? Did you check behind the couch?"
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Good one there!
 
After seeing a few JW at the Deaf social that were hearing and learning ASL, they sent some of their Deaf members (that I had never seen before) to my house. I know a JW when I see one. So when I answered the door and they started ASLing me, I voice back. They continue to sign and I continue to voice back. They gave up and never return.
 
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