I am so... so hurt.

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Deaf258

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I need to cry a river because I am so hurt. This friend betrayed me and I am never going to be friends with him again! And another friend owes me $1,400 and I am never going to get a dime back! I am so hurt by all this. And, I posted a while ago about this third friend, who also happened to be a member on this forum. Shit really hit the fan because this person knows my close friends in real life! Now all my friends hate poor ol' me for writing so openly and freely how angry I was at them. Now I am paying dear Hell for blabbing out my friends' deepest, darkest secrets!! And this fourth friend who is in love with the second friend asked the first friend to bribe and sleep with the third friend into threatening my life. I am so desperate!! I met this 5th friend who I'd spread my legs with and take in the abuse like a sick, sad puppy. I saw myself naked in the bathroom's mirror, and I am charging myself for exposing myself to my poor, virgin eyes! I am going to JAIL and I have nobody in my life! *sob* Now, I feel so used and worthless. I don't know if I can take anymore of this sad, *sob* sad life! Please pity me, I am so pathetic and helpless! What can I do?!?! What can I fucking do?!?!


***please note this is a parody - take no offense!***
 
You fell for that crap?

But, really, that was written as a parody of the recent posts. If you think that kind of crap needs a shrink, you're right!
 
I didn't fall for anything. Please read my past posts in other relating threads.
 
awww it's ok Deaf258 (pat on head).. *here's a cookie*! :nana:
 
No, I did read your recent threads..I agree with you wholeheartedly on that. This is not a place to get all dramatic and pull other people into it.

I was teasing you ..I know you were jesting and trying to make a point.

We are all responsible for our own actions and there is no need to blame it on others etc............karma is the answer.
 
*slap*, *pushing you in the cold shower*

There, that's solved your problem! anything else hon? :smoking:
 
*holding a feather*...Are you trying to tell me that slapping you with a feather is an abuse?... :ugh:

Man, he needs alot more HELP than just seeing a shrink... :crazy:
 
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Yeeeeeessss!
 
:rofl: ..*laughing*...Ohhhh...lordy lordy...that was a good one there Deaf258!
 
now...this is postwhoring at its BEST!!!

heh heh...more, more, ^Angel^, whip him with a feather boa!
 
This isn't aprils fools, October fools? ....I knew u were kidding too. Meh.....
 
Hey, Levonian, how about a pic of a rubber room for our forum friend here?
 
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