I admit that I am a bit peeved with my 89 year old uncle today because he asked me this question just few hours ago... "Are you expecting?" 
Ok, I admit I gained weight. He didn't hear me. I shouted, "I GAINED WEIGHT" *slaps cheeks* and he chuckled with embarrassment. 
I admit that I don't want to excercise, but I'm going to get off my arse and start now before I start feeling sorry for myself! 