How would you rate your personal sex life?

[Luvvur]

Is your relationship lacking in the closeness you desire?

 

[AlleyCat]

No, but I assume you’re going to tell us how, or direct us to a website where we pay money to hook up with someone. This is your first post here, really ??

 

[PinballWiz]

Funny you should ask. Last night I had the best sex of my life! It took place in the smallest room in my house. I was alone. It was all I thought it could be!

Thanks for allowing me to share.

 

[rockin'robin]

My sex life is just dandy!...As long as I've got 'ol Rosey...Rosey...Rosey...Red Red Wine for my bed partner!

 

[LoveBlue]

As opposed to my public sex life?

 

[Lysander]

As opposed to my public sex life?

My private sex life is great, but my public sex life is fucking amazing.

 

[Tetracyclone]

My private sex life is great, but my public sex life is fucking amazing.

lysander's public sex life consists of posts like this. Which are fucking amazing!

 

[Muse]

OMG. You all are cracking me up!!!

 

[Barbaro]

No comment.

 

[femme Fatale]

Is your relationship lacking in the closeness you desire?

Poor baby, you just can’t buy love!

 

[Calvin]

Poor baby, you just can’t buy love!