Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from older boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother who became rather flustered and instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains some night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did and the following morning, Johnny described everything he had seen to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart just like the doctor would, except that he’s not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have a lot of trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis
told him she was really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them sick, a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long. HONEST!! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared, her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen. I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again.
Sis laid back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it and he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up one hell of a fight, sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by by squeezing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel. I know because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly that eel wasn’t dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats; they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After a 35-minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because sis’s boyfriend peeled its skin off and flushed it down the toilet.
JOHNNY’S MOTHER FAINTED.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart just like the doctor would, except that he’s not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have a lot of trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis
told him she was really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them sick, a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long. HONEST!! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared, her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen. I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again.
Sis laid back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it and he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up one hell of a fight, sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by by squeezing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel. I know because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly that eel wasn’t dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats; they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After a 35-minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because sis’s boyfriend peeled its skin off and flushed it down the toilet.
JOHNNY’S MOTHER FAINTED.
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