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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends
$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before
leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am....
'About 32,' is the reply.'
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks a retired Marine waiting
next to her the same question.
The Marine replies, 'Lady, I'm 78, I've fought in 3 wars and my eyesight
is going. Although, when I was young Marine, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, Marine, go ahead.'
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'
The old Marine completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his
hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could
you tell?'
'I was behind you in line at McDonald's!"
$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before
leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am....
'About 32,' is the reply.'
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks a retired Marine waiting
next to her the same question.
The Marine replies, 'Lady, I'm 78, I've fought in 3 wars and my eyesight
is going. Although, when I was young Marine, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, Marine, go ahead.'
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'
The old Marine completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his
hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could
you tell?'
'I was behind you in line at McDonald's!"
