How do you know when...?(Question #4)
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If you facepalm before you wipe your eyes in the morning.......it's probably over.
If you turn down sex to avoid sleeping in the wet spot......there is a good chance....it's over.
If you pay your lawn man to mow your grass 3 times a week but your grass is higher than your neighbors.....then by all means, there is a relatively good chance.....it's over
If your toothbrush is wet when you get home from work......You need a new toothbrush....and...it is very likely over.
If your wife's nightly prayers seem to be longer than normal and include a giggle or 2.....that might just be a sign....that you should start considering the possibility.....that it's over.
If you get in your wife's car, press the driver 2 seat selection and the seat proceeds all the way back and lays down....then pardner....it just might be getting close to being over.
If your child says to you "why can't I....the other daddy let's me" there is a greater than zero chance that it could be over.
If your wife gets important work texts at night, and she is a cashier at Target.....I'm thinking it's over.
If your wife forgets to celebrate Valentines day or your Anniversary......i would place my bet on it being over.
If the showerhead in your bathroom is pointed up.....you probably have a big problem....and it's probably over
If you see your wife cooking with strange ingredients, drinking hard liquor and singing Gloria Gaynor songs............the indication would lead most to assume that ....it's over.
and finally
If you catch your wife watching Thelma and Louise with her best friend and you can't find your gun.....it's done.
If you turn down sex to avoid sleeping in the wet spot......there is a good chance....it's over.
If you pay your lawn man to mow your grass 3 times a week but your grass is higher than your neighbors.....then by all means, there is a relatively good chance.....it's over
If your toothbrush is wet when you get home from work......You need a new toothbrush....and...it is very likely over.
If your wife's nightly prayers seem to be longer than normal and include a giggle or 2.....that might just be a sign....that you should start considering the possibility.....that it's over.
If you get in your wife's car, press the driver 2 seat selection and the seat proceeds all the way back and lays down....then pardner....it just might be getting close to being over.
If your child says to you "why can't I....the other daddy let's me" there is a greater than zero chance that it could be over.
If your wife gets important work texts at night, and she is a cashier at Target.....I'm thinking it's over.
If your wife forgets to celebrate Valentines day or your Anniversary......i would place my bet on it being over.
If the showerhead in your bathroom is pointed up.....you probably have a big problem....and it's probably over
If you see your wife cooking with strange ingredients, drinking hard liquor and singing Gloria Gaynor songs............the indication would lead most to assume that ....it's over.
and finally
If you catch your wife watching Thelma and Louise with her best friend and you can't find your gun.....it's done.
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